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You weren’t supposed to find this
Captain Craig’s Closet
Shh! Don’t tell the Aviator.
The Hangar 614 secret menu. Strange arrivals, off-route bargains, special requests, and deals that somehow took a wrong turn near the cargo ramp.
Captain Craig knows a guy in Philly.
Actually, he might know a couple guys.
That’s how some Penn State gear, Eagles stuff, Sixers finds, Phillies oddities and the occasional Flyers item wound up back here. Nobody asked too many questions. We suggest you extend the same courtesy.
This is Captain Craig’s Closet, so normal merchandising rules are more like guidelines. Expect clearance, almost-gone stuff, strange finds, trading cards, Fanatics-authenticated collectibles, things Craig insists are “a steal,” and merchandise that may have absolutely nothing to do with whatever team you came here looking for.
See something you like? Grab it. There is no guarantee Craig can “get another one.”
And if anybody asks where you found it?
You don’t know us.
Special Requests
Asked us to track down a team, league, or item we don’t usually carry? Captain Craig may stash it here.
Limited Cargo
Short-lived offers, surprise markdowns, and oddball arrivals may disappear without warning.
Customer-requested cargo
Philly Flight Diversions
Somebody asked Craig to make room for Penn State and Philadelphia gear, so this shelf sticks to the useful stuff: jerseys, hoodies and tees with practical size ranges. No scavenger hunt required.
Sizes, prices and availability can change without notice.
Craig’s weird stuff
Things Nobody Asked For
This shelf has no flight plan. If it is strange, collectible, deeply marked down, or makes Craig say “hear me out,” it can wind up here.
Phillies · FOCO
Philadelphia Phillies Apron Gnome
A hand-painted resin Phillies gnome wearing an apron. Because apparently the garden needed clubhouse catering.
$23.99 $39.99
Bulls · FOCO
Chicago Bulls Grill Gnome
A ten-inch Bulls gnome whose entire job is apparently to stand near your food and declare himself BBQ royalty.
$22.99 $41.99
Ohio State · Stonecasters
22-inch Brutus Stone Mascot Statue
Hand-painted, approximately 22 inches tall and roughly 65 pounds. Craig has declined to explain where you are supposed to put it.
$329.99
Inspect the cargo →
49ers · Collectible
Joe Montana Autographed 1990 Score #311 Card
Beckett/Fanatics Witnessed authenticated, graded 10, encapsulated, and exactly the sort of thing that has no business sitting next to a garden gnome.
$199.99
Inspect the cargo →Prices and availability can change quickly at Fanatics.
Craig Checks the Numbers
A bargain only boards this flight if it offers genuine value. Craig checks the numbers so the worthwhile stuff gets the good shelf space.
Unscheduled Arrivals
The assortment can cross teams, leagues, and categories. If something worthwhile rolls onto the ramp, Captain Craig finds room for it.
Closet Rules
- Deals may vanish when the retailer ends the offer.
- Products are sold and fulfilled by the linked retailer under its terms.
- Hangar 614 is independent and may earn a commission from qualifying purchases.
Hangar 614 originals
Craig Keeps a Few for Himself
The man has merch. These Captain Craig tees come straight from Hangar 614 and are made to order for the Flight Crew.
Made to order. Please check each product page for current colors, sizes and pricing. Orders typically ship in 2–5 business days.
A customer-requested exception
Casey’s Crap
This section is dedicated to a tremendous friend of Hangar 614. Casey supports the Aviators. He supports the Buckeyes. He supports the Crew. He is, by every reasonable measure, an all-around Ohio guy.
Except he likes the Broncos.
We still don’t understand it.
Casey told us that if he had about $300 to blow on Broncos gear besides a jersey, he’d want a hoodie, a winter hat, some T-shirts, a ball cap and a few things with enough personality to justify taking up space in the house. So Craig went digging.
We put the results back here because we couldn’t bear to put Broncos merchandise in the main store.
Casey, this crap is for you.
Denver Broncos · Nike
Rewind Club Hoodie
Retro Broncos graphics on a midweight fleece hoodie. This checks Casey’s winter-layer box without getting too fancy about it.
$89.99
Inspect the crap →
Denver Broncos · Fanatics
Heritage Parcel Cuffed Knit Hat with Pom
Royal blue, throwback logo, pom on top. Exactly what Casey meant by a winter hat, unless he was secretly asking for a fedora.
$29.99
Inspect the crap →
Denver Broncos · Nike
Hometown Collection 5,280 T-Shirt
Mile High 5,280 graphics at a clearance price low enough to make the orange easier for Ohio eyes to tolerate. This one is non-returnable.
$12.99 $29.99
Denver Broncos · Nike
Rewind Team Spirit Essential Cotton T-Shirt
Classic royal-and-orange throwback treatment and an old-school Broncos look. A safer bet than trying to guess Casey’s favorite player.
$37.99
Inspect the crap →
Denver Broncos · New Era
2026 Sideline Apex 9FORTY Adjustable Trucker Hat
Current sideline gear rather than another generic logo cap. Orange, structured, breathable and adjustable.
$49.99
Inspect the crap →
Denver Broncos · Riddell
1975–1996 Throwback Speed Mini Helmet
The classic D-logo helmet in desk size. Affordable memorabilia, no 65-pound statue and no explanation required when it appears in the office.
$39.99
Inspect the crap →
Denver Broncos · Nike
Bo Nix Player Game Jersey
If we have to put a Broncos jersey in here, the franchise quarterback is the sensible default. Craig has filed a formal objection anyway.
$149.99
Inspect the crap →
Denver Broncos · Nike
Patrick Surtain II 1977 Throwback Player Game Jersey
An elite defensive star plus the 1977 throwback treatment. If Casey turns out not to be a Surtain guy, at least the jersey looks right.
$149.99
Inspect the crap →Casey’s roughly-$300 pile: the six non-jersey picks total about $261 at the listed prices before tax, shipping or temporary promotions. The jerseys are here because Craig apparently has no self-control.
Prices, sizes and availability can change quickly at Fanatics. Hangar 614 is independent and may earn a commission from qualifying purchases.
Craig checked the clearance rack
These Prices Look Like Mistakes
No traded-player leftovers. No “technically a sale” nonsense. Just live team-branded merchandise at prices low enough that Craig started looking over his shoulder.
Cleveland Browns · Fanatics
Darius Rucker Collection Football Stripe Sleeve T-Shirt
Current Browns team branding, no departed-player discount gimmick, and it lands under the $20 line.
$19.99 $39.99
Houston Dynamo FC · Fanatics
Ultimate Highlight T-Shirt
A straightforward licensed team tee at a clearance price that barely clears the cost of lunch.
$6.99 $27.99
Charlotte FC · The Wild Collective
Abstract Cloud Button-Up Shirt
An $80 statement shirt reduced into impulse-buy territory. This is exactly the sort of clearance oddity the Closet is for.
$12.99 $79.99
Charlotte FC · Fanatics
Inaugural Season Tri-Blend T-Shirt
An older commemorative design, but still Charlotte FC team merchandise rather than a player dump—and eight bucks is eight bucks.
$7.99 $39.99
Pittsburgh Penguins · Fanatics
Primary Team Logo Long Sleeve T-Shirt
Basic, useful hockey gear rather than a novelty clearance piece. Under ten dollars for a licensed long sleeve qualifies.
$8.99 $31.99
San Francisco Giants · Fanatics
Iconic Parameter Sublimated Polo
A licensed MLB polo below ten dollars is absurd enough to get Craig’s attention even several time zones from Columbus.
$9.99 $54.99
Clearance prices, sizes and availability can change without notice.